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d0nn0:

Serves you fucking right you little bitch

(Source: funnuraba, via not-terribly-important)

— 17 minutes ago with 261802 notes

carbombgoesboom:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

I thought this was the “I got mixed kids” haircut.

(via not-terribly-important)

— 2 hours ago with 112744 notes
bluejayhunter:

This little girl receives a foul ball hit by Derek Jeter, proceeds to throw it back.

bluejayhunter:

This little girl receives a foul ball hit by Derek Jeter, proceeds to throw it back.

— 2 hours ago with 72 notes
#dem faces 

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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(via tyleroakley)

— 2 hours ago with 212763 notes

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

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— 2 hours ago with 342815 notes

capecodcasablancas:

zerofuckingfriends:

capecodcasablancas:

ppl who dont like vampire weekend : what r u afraid of??? joy????? sweaters???????

Annoying overrated songs

ur url makes sense now

(via 051-296)

— 3 weeks ago with 32570 notes

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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(via 051-296)

— 4 weeks ago with 128472 notes